Funny+Poems+by+Victoria

SILK

Silk Silk It all loves the wonderful milk,

It hates to run, Oh, I forgot,

She’s just the lonely Silk,

WHO ACTUALLY LOVES MILK

So, that is who she is the

Wonderful Silk!

Glob,

Glob,

All you see is the Big, ugly, and horrible…….

GLOB!

He is green and blue, it just sometimes depends upon his GRUMPY mood.

He doesn’t have a job

He is just

the HUGE

GLOB!

FIRE!

Sire, I do adore you, but why so much horrible

Fire?!

Fire wanders, wanders………..everywhere!

I never could see why you just don’t like the fair.

You see sire,

Fire can be…. DANGEROUS! It’s hot,

It’s grumpy…….I see the horrible lite. So, Sirewhy won’t you love ice, instead of…

FIRE!

SWEET CANDY

Sweet candy,

What is your name?

Sweet candy,

I wonder how you taste!

You might be caramel…you might be vanilla,

But I am confident to eat you

SWEET, SWEET CANDY!

The Man

He could, and probably will, make you come up,

He could, and most likely he would, give you detention,

but the scary part is……….

He is very funny,

He could and he would make you cry from laughter,

He could and he would make you become very, very happy!

CLOCK

Tic-Tock-Tic-Tock, Is all you will ever hear,

Tic Tock Tic Tock is on the very clock, It might be a little weird but,

It sure does help you keep the time That is the wonderful CLOCK Tic-Tock-Tic-Tock

CATS

They’re furry,

They’re cuddly,

They’re also painful,

They’re brown, black, white, gray…….ALL kinds of colors but the most important thing is that they are the

Loving

Cats

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DOGS

They’re not so much of a toy,

They’re nice sometimes, in a funny way,

Their home is our home,

They’re not really mean unless you teach them to be

They’re funny in ways that are sad, they’re brown, black, white, even multi-colored DOG! Ruff, Ruff!

PEOPLE

We people stand together,

We people sing together,

We people are different,

We people are wonderful animals.

No mater what race you are, You are still a human being, a person,

You can even be peaceful people,

But, we are still People, People of the ENTIRE WORLD

The Book

It can talk, It can walk, It can read,

But the scary thing is, that it can’t spell,

I have no idea why it’s a book since it doesn’t cook,

I have no idea why it’s a book if it can’t ride a duck

That is the story of the silly book!

FUNNY Poems

BY Victoria S. May,